Wednesday Results

Basketball
Vampire Slayers def Modernists 21 - 11
Impressionists def Post-Impressionists 16 - 13
Vampire Slayers def Post-Impressionists 22 - 10
Impressionists def Modernists 19 - 16

Soccer
Constructivists def Surrealists 6 - 3
Cubists def Surrealists 3 - 0
Constructivists def Cubists 3 - 1

Day Two Standings
1. Constructivists 4 - 0 - 0
1. Vampire Slayers 4 - 0 - 0
3. Cubists 1 - 1 - 2
3. Impressionists 2 - 2 - 0
5. Modernists 1 - 2 - 1
6. Post-Impressionists 0 - 3 - 1
7. Surrealists 0 - 4 - 0
8. Futurists 0 - 6 - 0


BASKETBALL MVP (day two)
Peter Joe

BASKETBALL HUSTLE AWARD (day two)
Kirk Kim

SOCCER MVP (day two)
Isabel Monahan

SOCCER HUSTLE AWARD (day two)
Alex Pusey


The basketball courts were alive with a couple close games this evening. The Impressionists, rebounding strongly off their opening two losses, came out and won two tonight, with Matthew “fast hands” Decoste passing well to the post, and the ever-dangerous Peter Joe handling his business. Cameron Bates contributed in a big way to give the Impressionists the edge they needed to win two close ones. Danielle Girl of the Modernists had some Stockton-like moments as she dished off to big men Joshua Lee and Geoffrey Wong, who scored well for the mod squad but couldn’t quite make a final push to victory in either game. The Vampire Slayers overcame some terrifying shrieking and monstrous screaming from a newly made-over Post-Impressionists outfit. Carlos “el diablo” Domene scored, passed, and broke ankles at will once again, driving through the lane with impunity. The Slayers are now 4 and 0.

On the pitch, the offensive cannons were firing. After nearly having to forfeit their first game for arriving late, the Surrealists came through and scored three goals against the undefeated Constructivists, but it wasn’t enough to stop the Red Wedge, who had four different players score in their first game for a 6 - 3 win. The Surrealists’ Isabel Monahan — hailing from the vaunted halls of Jerry — used her incredible ball-handling abilities to lead her crew. Nearly everyone she challenged fell flat on their face after she deployed her wicked moves, including team-captain Jamie Poskin. The Cubists picked up their first win as well as their first loss tonight — getting strong play again from the vicious triumvirate: Avery “the goose” Silverman, Rex Chen, and Alex Pusey. Tomorrow’s match-ups look promising, and remember: it’s a knock-out!