Wednesday Results

Basketball
Constructivists def Post-Impressionists 19 - 10
Vampire Slayers def Cubists 18 - 14
Post-Impressionists def Cubists 21 - 16
Vampire Slayers def Constructivists 15 - 10

Soccer
Impressionists def Modernists 1 - 0
Modernists def Surrealists 3 - 2
Impressionists def Surrealists 3 - 1

Final Standings
1. Constructivists* 12 - 3 – 3
2. Impressionists* 12 - 5 – 1
3. Vampire Slayers 11 - 5 – 2
4. Cubists 8 - 7 – 3
5. Modernists 5 - 11 – 2
6. Surrealists 4 - 12 – 2
7. Post-Impressionists 3 - 12 – 3
8. Futurists 0 - 44 – 2

*have secured a spot in the finals


BASKETBALL MVP
Carlos Domene

BASKETBALL HUSTLE AWARD
Ansh Shukla

SOCCER MVP
Cameron Bates

SOCCER HUSTLE AWARD
Matthew De Langis


Sometimes the KA Camp Cup is filled with tragedy. One such tragedy unfolded tonight on the basketball courts and soccer field, as the heroic Vampire Slayers conquered their rivals the Constructivists, who were previously undefeated in sports. But the tragedy was not the Constructivists' loss, for they already had secured first-place in the regular season and a spot in the finals. The Vampire Slayers needed two wins and at least one Impressionist tie to make the finals. And they picked up their wins. But the Impressionists also won two, making the much-anticipated, but rather anti-climactic match-up between the Red Wedge and the Slayers moot. The game did give the Vampire Slayers the bittersweet distinction of first-place in sports and last-place in Scrabble. The contest with the Red Wedge was a hard-fought drama of epic proportions, with Domene playing Wade and Muzurovic playing Shaq. The Constructivists hustled well but could not stop the dynamic duo.

Compounding upon the Slayers' tragedy was the situation with the Modernist forward Alex Amstrup, who did not show up for the game. Sources report a big falling out between coach Jason Hopper and the star striker. With Amstrup, the Modernists would have had a much better chance at defeating the Impressionists, which would have put the Slayers in the finals. And to add insult to injury, both captains for the Impressionists, Eden Adogla and David Mwaura, played simultaneously. But in the end, the much-needed wins were won, and the Impressionists are in the finals against the Constructivists. The Red Wedge is favored by most bookies 2:1, but stickball is anyone’s game.